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Chart Toppers

Muralitharan today broke the record for most test wickets taken.
In my flat, another record was being set.
A "Teach Yourself HTML" CD my dad had left me
Was finally moved from the top of the microwave,
After having been there for a good eight weeks.
Other chart toppers have included
A TV Licence reminder, a baseball cap, and Shane Warne.